Episode 16 - A Golli-what!?

Guest Description by Mark Latham:

These two stuck-up wankers virtue signal over the supposedly "racist" tradition of golliwogs. Let me get this straight - they're not even accurate depictions of black people and yet somehow they're "racist" because of how they depict black people? Another great example of consistency from the Left. Golliwogs are fine! Not one of them ever used memetic Twitter voodoo to incite a jihad or even once hurt my feelings. And I would know it if they had! My skin, while notoriously thick, has been described by more than one doctor as "singularly sensitive". You can have it all.

Also, some more Leftist snowflake drivel: They'll have you believe that the welfare of several psychologically pulverised brown (ie: jihadist) children is somehow worth equal consideration to that of our shapely French friends. Has the sight of a child mistreated with the full weight of reactionary Western monstrosity ever made me pathetically cum my pants as I stood up to deliver a speech about how the spread of Middle Eastern food represents discrimination against the proud Australian culinary tradition of doing British food but shit? I don't think so! It was an ad for Dior standing up the back of the room that day, coaxing thin, acrid fluid from the wizened labyrinth of my seminal vesicles and creating a noticeable wet patch on the front of my half-price Roundboy Special suit. It's the Edict of Fontainebleu all over again and I for one will not lie down for the dragonnade!

As if that weren't enough, watch these soy-chugging nongs pussyfoot around the headlines: Scott Morrison maybe masterminded this soft-cock spill bungle where the Silent Majority were robbed of their opportunity to have White Knight Peter Dutton come and solve all our problems with a flick of his discerning ivory wrist. These jokers boo-hoo over Morrison calling the putrid CFMEU photo stunt abuse, which it clearly is because these promising white colts deserve the chance to grow into beautiful racists without the influence of their so-called "fathers". They rightfully rag on Identity Left champion Elon Musk, who wants to build more turnstiles for filthy foreigners to jump probably. AND they weigh in on my defamation case, the boobs, the cretins, and they get it all wrong. It is NOT TRUE that I am a gleaming preposterous child, an extremely vulnerable tag of nerve-dense hysteria condensed into the terrible and shapeless form in which my dessicated, putrid brain now resides. Cancel these morons.