Episode 46 - Thoughts on Sports Rorts and Coarse Retorts for the Sort of Wart Who From Their Forts Cavorting Distort the Import of Their Hoard to Exhort the Court to Let Them Extort More-t

Moron alert: listening to this during editing made it crystal clear how little we can be trusted with basic arithmetic involving simple rounded numbers. Almost every claim involving simple addition, subtraction or multiplication is an error - see if you can spot them all!

After a very brief touch on the NH primary and Darcy's experience protesting in the stupid opulence of the Crown lobby, we look into the scandal surrounding Bridget McKenzie and the allocation of sport club grants - the most boring dogshit in the world, right? Wrong. It's a tale of twists and turns and this is the level at which the average Aussie is interested in politics so god damn it anyway.

Then we read the findings of a news dot com dot au survey which suggest that, among news dot com dot au readers anyway, there is a deep paucity of self-awareness re: wealth and doing it tough, and perhaps a general lack of wisdom and worldliness, possibly connected causally to their decision to read news dot com dot au and maybe, although we couldn't possibly comment, that causal link has something to do with news dot com dot au being fucking dumb and its readers are dumb for reading it and reading it has made them more dumb.